4 Best bedding ideas for King Kong!
Imagination sometimes plays a trick on us, and this is why we thought of a funny little idea that might look well when realised.
Imagine if King Kong had to choose bedding set for himself.
What would it look like? How will it hold against his massive body? How big exactly will it have to be?
We thought for a while and we got a few ideas, which might turn out to be relatively true, provided of course that a gigantic gorilla decides to sleep anywhere near us. Here are the best bedding ideas for King Kong!
1. He will need a stadium. No, seriously? Where else would you place something the size of King Kong? Perhaps we should prepare Wembley or another big place, and keep it reserved for him during the nights. In the meantime he can help preparing the stages for when concerts arise.
2. It is highly doubtful that anyone will be able to create the king-size sheets required by King Kong for sleeping. This is why we will have to take hundreds of the highest quality sheets and duvets out there, stitch them together and prepare a few different giant covers for him to sleep comfortably in.
3. Of course pillows cannot be neglected when it comes to bedding as well. We will have to find a really big sack of some sort. We might even have to stitch one up ourselves because there is doubt that such a huge sack has ever been created.
From then on we need tons of feathers, or if we are lazy – we need to stuff the big pillow with hundreds upon hundreds of smaller pillows. That way we can provide King Kong with just the thing he needs in order to sleep peacefully.
4. Naturally all the things listed above will need to be extra durable for our gorilla friend. The sheets will need to be double-fitted, whereas the pillows will need to support a lot of weight.
We can’t place him directly on top of the stadium either – we need to find a way to make a better base for him to use for his bed. A nice mattress on top of some giant planks might do the trick, but then again how can we remove all of this when the time for matches and concerts come? Perhaps he will be the one to move all these things for us in the end.
Figure 1: KK Lying . Image Credit : Wikimedia Creative Commons
All this is neat, but then again he is a child of the jungle. Maybe it would be best to provide him with a neat hammock on which he can swing for as long as he wants.
We can still use the materials listed above and make the perfect bed for him, without sacrificing mobility in any way.
Perhaps when he comes it would be best to ask him personally – it wouldn’t be wise to anger a 200 ton gorilla in the end, would it?
A king sized bed for a true king is something, which is hard to accomplish. This is especially true when the king in question is a gigantic gorilla, who hardly fits within a whole stadium. Perhaps these few lines have given a kickstart to your imagination and you can think of some general ideas yourself.
Just consider how awesome it would be to have King Kong in your very own town, sleeping on the city stadium. The only question that remains is what he is going to do when he wakes up?
You better make sure you have some skyscrapers in your town.
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